So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So. Much. Porn.
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