he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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