Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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