Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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