Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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