Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
vagina is talking i cant
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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