i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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