Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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