Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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