I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
