how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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