Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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