It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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