Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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