Porn is love you can see.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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