You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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