how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
3 2 1 whiskey
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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