i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
