Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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