I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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