So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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