My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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