On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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