I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
