we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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