just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
