My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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