she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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