I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Duck Duck Cougar?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER