I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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