Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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