i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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