For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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