Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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