if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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