Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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