Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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