I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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