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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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