Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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