he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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