its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house