just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.