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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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