i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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