Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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