how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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