I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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