upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize