My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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