I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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