Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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