I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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