You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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