my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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